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Finland is a country in Scandinavia, between Sweden and Russia. It gets cold in Finland. Cold and lonely.

Suomen tasavalta
Finland
I will get picture soon I will get picture soon
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: No there is no motto
No there is no motto
Anthem: Our Land
I will get picture soon
there is no picture
Capital Helsinki
Largest city Helsinki
Demonym Finland person
Official language(s) Finnish
Government yes
National Hero(es) none
Religion yes
Population too much
Time Zone there is time here, yes
Ethnic groups we are all people
Major exports things
Major imports more things
Drives on road
Finland.

HistoryEdit

 
For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Finland.

Finland is between Sweden and Russia. The history of Finland has been a permanent spit roast between the two, with Finland the sad fish in the middle. Sorry.

 
History.

Things are better now. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.

DemographicsEdit

There are five million people. Most of them are Finnish. Some of them aren't.

 
Demographics.

CultureEdit

There are saunas, but there are saunas everywhere. Linux was invented by someone. The Finnish language is okay.

 
Culture.

I drink too much.

CuisineEdit

 
"Ruisleivästä." – Urho Kekkonen


GeographyEdit

Lakes, mostly.

 
Geography.

PoliticsEdit

Yes.

 
Politics.

EconomyEdit

Most people here have jobs. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.

 
Economy.

Foreign relationsEdit

To the west is Sweden. To the east is Russia. It is said by the Swedish that "Sweden will fight to the last Finn."

This is what we are.

 
Foreign relations.

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