Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/Double super-secret option!

This was a little more secret for you, huh?

All right, let me get to my point:

There is only one way in which you can win this game.

Have you found it?

Now, ask yourself carefully: would Uncyclopedia, a site known for its nihilistic and oftentimes out-there humour, really put this page here so you could win?

Ask yourself carefully, and choose your answer:

Choose wisely, my friend, and good luck.