Uncyclopedia:Projects

Uncyclopedia is not just an encyclopedia of HAPPINESS, it is a very large encyclopedia of HAPPINESS that also happens to play host to numerous subprojects, including everything from some sort of poetry anthology to what may or may not be an offshoot of Twitter.

Many of the projects are currently in varying states of disrepair, but fortunately nobody cares, so nobody happens to be terribly fussed about any of it.

Content projectsEdit

UnNews The news source on crack	Uncyclopedia The content-free encyclopedia	Undictionary The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
UnTunes Where noisy things can live and prosper	Games Another way to waste time	HowTo Instructions and guides for anything and everything
UnBooks Content-free books	Unquotable Useless misquotes galore	Uncycloversity If it makes sense, we don't want it
UnPoetia Poetry for people who hate poetry	UnDebate Debating all the irrelevant issues	UnScripts We can ruin stage and film too
Why? Don't make me explain it to you twice	UnReviews We'll tell you why things suck	UnCommons Broken media repository

UncyclopediaEdit

The content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

Effectively an encyclopaedia written by apes, this project is effectively an encyclopaedia written by apes. The unfortunate thing is that its articles rarely go any further than this description did.

UnNewsEdit

Your up-to-the-minute source of misinformation.

Recent studies have proven that 100 percent of people who are 100 percent misinformed get 100 percent of their news from UnNews. It's 100 percent content-free!

UndictionaryEdit

The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid.

Undictionary. noun - a dictionary full of meaningless words and made-up languages.

UnTunesEdit

Where noisy things can live and prosper.

Songs and tunes to dance to... or at least to go deaf to.

GamesEdit

Another way to waste time.

Play games. Kill monsters. Get stuck in an attic?

HowToEdit

Instructions and guides for anything and everything.

Instructions, guides, and helpful ideas for not improving your life, and especially for not improving the lives of others.

UnBooksEdit

Content-free books.

Chock-full of synopses, Cliff's Notes versions, reviews, and half-starts, UnBooks makes all other online libraries obsolete. Chances are you weren't going to read any of those "real" e-books anyway, of course.

UnquotableEdit

Useless misquotes galore.

With literally dozens of made-up quotes for non-made-up people, Unquotable gives new meaning to the word "attribution." Specifically, it changes the meaning completely, and not necessarily for the better.

UncycloversityEdit

If it makes sense, we don't want it.

Want a university degree? Take classes here! It won't be worth a thing, but who cares?

UnPoetiaEdit

Poetry for people who hate poetry.

At UnPoetia
Works of useless poems are
Scribbled thoughtlessly.

UnDebateEdit

Debating all the irrelevant issues.

Sometimes Uncyclopedians debate. The results are rarely pretty. Yes they are. No. No, they're not. Ye–No!

Why?Edit

Why? Because, that's why.

Answering all of life's important questions, Why? will save you the effort of thinking.

UnScriptsEdit

Your personal Shakespearian folio on crack.

UnScripts is open to any script, be it the Bard's finest or a modern screenplay. One thing is sure; it won't be anyone's finest when we're through with it.

UnReviewsEdit

We'll tell you why things suck.

Reviews of games, films, and what-have-you, all written from the point of view of people who could be arsed to write reviews of games, films, and what-have-you.

UnBestiaryEdit

Bestiality galore.

A quick and handy reference all the cute, cuddly, and viciously violent and scary creatures that make up the Uncyclopedia universe. (Now with significantly-reduced punishments!)(Not as good without punishments, though.)